Yesterday, I had a very pleasant day at work. I discovered that my research on the Daytona 500 proved very useful to our side. In his deposition, plaintiff's brother tried to make it sound like they left the race early because the plaintiff's back hurt sooooo much. But thanks to my fantastic research skills, our team managed to get him to admit that the cool and overcast day, coupled with the extended caution flag (Translation: The cars driving slowly...) also factored into their decision to leave. Score 1 for the Defense!!
After that little pick me up, I proceeded to check a number of things off of my “TO DO” List, and looked forward to meeting a friend for a relaxing drink after work. Just as I was packing up to leave, the partner I work for, lets call him “Dick,” asked about the Jury Verdict Reports he had asked me for. I kindly reminded him that I e-mailed him earlier in the afternoon, and let him know that the mailroom wouldn't have them copied until the next morning. He denied ever seeing such an e-mail, and proceeded to ask me exactly what was stopping me from “going down there and copying them myself.” Despite all logic which may lead someone to a contrary conclusion, I couldn't think of a single reason. We “agreed” it would be a very good idea for me to head down there and get as much as possible done before he had to leave for his train. At the end of the day, he got what he wanted (I photocopy with the speed of a ninja...), I was half an hour late to meet my friend, and... icing on the cake! “Dick” called me first thing this morning to let me know that he noticed me getting ravaged by the monsoon (picture umbrella breaking from the sheer force of the wind) while he was entering his cab. Now, lets be honest, no one expected him to miss his train in order to spare me from the elements, but was it really necessary to rub it in my face?
Today's real gem, though, was also thanks to “Dick.” He called me into his office to give me a new assignment, and per usual, I sat there for a solid 5 minutes listening to his internal monologue. As he browsed a list of new cases in the Law Bulletin, he read headline that caught his eye, “Toy Robot Sword Breaks, Kid Pokes Eye Out”- and follows up (eloquent as always) with, “Man! See! I want to get the good cases like this one!” I ended the day watching store surveillance tape of a woman falling at Target. Even defense attorneys need a good laugh once in a while... she really ate it.